Dixie
There is a place in this grand country of ours where the people are as kind and hard working as the land is majestic, where integrity and trust are nothing short of instinct, and most importantly, where class is abundant amongst its inhabitants. This place transcends its fine properties built of its beauty and history into a lifestyle anxiously embraced by its people. This place, is the South.
For those unclear on where exactly the South resides, the following picture should help clear up any mis-perceptions on where exactly the South is. After much persistent research and contemplation we, The Class Connoisseurs, have produced a rough estimate of where the South might be found:
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| We believe that this 'S' may stand for "South"... Very interesting indeed... |
There is an unclear distinction between where exactly the North and South are to be separated, but this issue is utterly irrelevant. The South is much more than just a region of land; it is an attitude towards life. An attitude which arose from the deep depths of class that was first promulgated around the time of Manifest Destiny. Obviously an attitude can be neither regulated nor controlled by ones mere location on a map, so one needs not to fret..
As you, the reader, should already know, functionality of an article of class is key. It may well be the deciding factor in determining whether an article or item is classy or psuedoclassy. The South as a region has a unique climate and natural balance that requires one's wardrobe to accommodate many region specific articles of clothing. Items ranging from cowboy boots to seersucker pants are all products of and specifically tailored to the likes of the South. A Southern always possesses an acute understanding of occasion by occasion dressing.
If you seem to have the misfortune of physical location, that is you live outside of the South, we encourage you to look within yourself, examine your motives and life goals, and ask yourself these three simple questions:
As you, the reader, should already know, functionality of an article of class is key. It may well be the deciding factor in determining whether an article or item is classy or psuedoclassy. The South as a region has a unique climate and natural balance that requires one's wardrobe to accommodate many region specific articles of clothing. Items ranging from cowboy boots to seersucker pants are all products of and specifically tailored to the likes of the South. A Southern always possesses an acute understanding of occasion by occasion dressing.
If you seem to have the misfortune of physical location, that is you live outside of the South, we encourage you to look within yourself, examine your motives and life goals, and ask yourself these three simple questions:
- Do I want to be classy?
- Do I like classiness?
- Don't I not want to not be classy?
If you answered yes to one or more of the questions above, the South may be the right place for you. We encourage you to look deeper into yourself and further your investigations by examining the plethora of opportunities the South presents.
The South's rich history resonates from the very beings of its inhabitants, who perpetuate the simplistic and wholesome, albeit sophisticated, knowledge of class. Optimism, always hanging on the tips of their tongues, serves as just another weapon in the immense arsenal of amiability, which complements the mien that makes the south, the South.
Stay Southern,
William & Walter
W & W
Quadruple U
Proud Southerners
